Monday, September 22, 2008

I'm not inclined to resign to maturity

You know what's a sucky way to be woken up? By the cops. Here is further proof that our world is going to hell. The brains trust we expect to keep us safe asked me if i had heard or seen anyone breaking into my next door neighbors house last night? My answer- if i had wouldn't i have called the cops? It really makes me wonder just how easy the police exam is maybe it's a true/false questionnaire- crime is bad true or false? It can't be any dumber than the questionnaire given when entering America- do you plan to assassinate the President- yes or no? Who would be dumb enough to answer yes besides the President himself? Not that in Oz it's much better- Kevin Rudd? At least he knows how to pluck his eye brows...

So my week has been great how bout yours??? I got to spend my weekend being abused my people who obviously believe my name tag reads- I'm an idiot please speak to me as such. I was like a fucking parrot having to repeat myself over and over. When i say that NO stores have boots left that means THAT NO STORES HAVE BOOTS LEFT. So don't ask me what about INSERT NAME HERE store!!!! ARGH!!! Customer service sucks..

Uni has actually been good, classes are still interesting and at least my Uni friends don't expect me to be available to them 24/7...Of course having a dozen essays to write does kind of suck as does the fact that my mum is in Sydney. I really miss her right now... I'm almost twenty and that scares me. I don't want to be that old it sounds so OLD. Like i'm supposed to start thinking about mortgages and the real world...I wish i could be five years old again and my biggest problem was how long it would take for my wizard of oz tape to rewind. I want to be frozen in a moment of true happiness too bad that the idea is so foreign to me that i wouldn't know it if i felt it...

Listening to: Underneath the Radar
Eating: Nothing
Watching: Edward Scissorhands
Wearing: clothes
Reading: JD Salenger Short Stores

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